Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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