Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
