I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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