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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
