i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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