Are we in a gay sports bar?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
