Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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