hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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