No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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