your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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