Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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