Where are you?
In a non slutty way
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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