Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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