How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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