I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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