I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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