Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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