im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Holy shit dude........stairs
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