Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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