overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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