Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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