Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
God I need to hump something, right now.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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