he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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