My friends, they love my intelligence
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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