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(313): View more from Michigan

sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm

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(301): View more from Maryland

please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk

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(650): View more from California

I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets

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(952): View more from Minnesota

So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome

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(562): View more from California

youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.

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(330): View more from Ohio

sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him

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(775): View more from Nevada

I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven

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