I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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