this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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