He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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