i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
My breasts were aching with rage.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
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