I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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