Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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