Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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