fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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