well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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