i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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