it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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