I think my fart just growled at me.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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