Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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