I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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