You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We are all done wearing pants today
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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