Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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