I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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