I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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