By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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