im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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