Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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