We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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