The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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