in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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