I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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