we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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