So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Sext me about skeletons
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
