I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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