Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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