My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Man, jail baloney is awful.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
