I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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