I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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