And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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