There is no way he is gay with that hair.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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