He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just gift wrapped bread.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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